Ok, which of you scallywags has been searching my blog for ‘alfie allen dick’? (WordPress gives me a list of all search terms that lead users to this blog and this is one of them, fyi).
You came here on the same search twice no less…
Look, I’ve met Alfie Allen. He’s an average bloke, seems nice enough. And with his clothes on I estimate he also possesses an average dick. That’s the best I can do, sorry!
Good luck with the search. You cheeky, creepy wag.